In My Eyes

I believe the way to enter someone's soul is through their eyes. There are one too many sides attached to me. I can be Artistic, Creative, a Gentleman, Witty, Funny, Crack head (Not high on Crack), Sufi, Maulana. I guess all these sides help me let my feelings out, sometimes it's hard for me to say things buried deep inside. Life wasn't the most merciful yeah I know I'm not the only victim. Anyhow here is something from my Poetic side, something you could all relate to. It has the simplest words and it's a bit indirect but this sums up my everything. I hope it sums up yours too, or happens to be something you can partially relate to.

In my eyes you shall see

The depths of the ocean

The stuttering emotion

The lies I have told

The truth not Spoken

I bet I smile with love and devotion

But beneath this smile

There lies a notion

A hope! Perhaps a misconception

Sleepless nights are a part of me

What I've been through is not for you to see

Stuck between who I'm, and who I should be

The World Doesn't care for you, doesn't care for me

Perhaps No one is going to read it but if you do, and it hits you please let me know. Perhaps it might inspire me to write something new someday. Have a Great day.

Share3 Al-7ub A.K.A The Love Street

Not Many Posts on the Internet regarding this Sensational-Street-to-Many. Most of us go there either to see them cars or them drivers. Them Female Drivers are a BONUS, Them Male Drivers are in ABUNDANCE. So Basically List of things to check before you head to this love street.

• CARS.
  The Expensive, the Better, the more chances you have. if you don't have a good car don't worry Rentals are always there just don't take your company car to the place or you will have someone laughing at you and don't tell me all the people own those flashy cars, many do but not all. One more thing Heavy Bikes, Vespa, Dirt Bikes, Buggy all work. Just be creative with what ever you have.

• SUIT UP.
  Make sure you have yourself all suited up not the two piece and shit, Good clothes, hairs, facial hairs all set nothing looks like you just woke up and thought of grabbing yourself a piece of chick.

• MUSIC.
  Make sure you have some really good music playing something pumping the Blood something that gets you in the zone. If you know a few steps show them dance man at least you would have gone home doing something other than making a Angry young man's face "Yeah Baby What's up?" No one wants a douche bag, people are here for fun. 

• HIDING YOUR FACE,
  Covering your face with Ghutrah, wearing Masks, Sunglasses in the middle of the night will get you attention, majorly from boys giving you the one eyebrow up look or those who would appreciate the act, a few thumbs from girls, some girls will even ask you to wait so that they can take a picture of you and GOD knows where they'd post it, even blow you a kiss later on but it won't get you into something other than that Basically the phone number you came to here for. So if you weren't here for the phone numbers (which you were) then it's ok live your Life.

• LEARN ARABIC
  You should know Arabic, at least the basic stuff, so that if in case you manage to get a phone number you know what to say instead of you all going "Mama maafi Arabi" on her. Fingers crossed and luck with you, there is a chance of you meeting a liberal Arab girl who thanks to GOD can speak in English. Yeah but then again you are in Kuwait why take the risk.

• SHOW HER YOU'RE SERIOUS AND NOT AN ASSHOLE
  Don't just hope that one look and she would go all crazy for you! you have to earn her. Probably chase her but keeping your distance too. If she doesn't want you, she'd let you know you won't chase her after that point if your are mentally well but yeah if you are an asshole whose stopping you. Learn to know the difference between "I don't want you" and "We can work this out if you show me that you are serious enough".

Yeah Brother let's face reality if you don't have much to give her (read: poor fellow / Nafar Miskeen) there is not much she would give you either (a double thumps up perhaps) just double check you have what it take to blend in the culture of picking up girls. Perhaps fake everything but make sure you're a Playboy and not a wanna-be-playboy where you later on ended in love for the relationship you build from lies broke your heart and are now crying and wishing her to stay after you tell her the reality. The Art is Time, wait for it (doesn't mean stop trying) it will come and when it does you wouldn't know what hit you.

FOLKS WHO SAY BLING BLING DOESN'T MATTER "IT DOES". WAIT TILL SHE ASKS YOU TO GIFT HER AN IPHONE :* GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

Racial Discrimination

Yeah I know you'll would have that "No Shit Sherlock" face right now because we know this is common in Kuwait. While you might think I'm going to talk about how Kuwaitis treat the Foreigners, I'm going to talk about the shit foreigners say to other foreigners in an attempt to perhaps get a discount and let me assure you IT WORKS. So you're in a Store right and you really want a bag well let's just say the store guy isn't Arab. To me it doesn't matter if he/she is Chinese

Me; "Hou maaach iz theees phor?" (How much is this for?)
Store Keeper: "thenn K.D." (10 K.D)
Me: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw Descaount?" (*Chinese word* Discount?)
Store Keeper: Nooooooooooooo

Damn still never got a discount from a Chinese person perhaps they find it offensive but doesn't stop me from trying. Anyhoo Moving on. So let it be some other Asian guy, girl, Indian, Pakistani, Bengali, Nepali. The Thing is when you find a someone who can speak in the same language as you can BINGO.......INSTANT DISCOUNTS.

Let me try to paint the picture here now When you like something let's say it's for "X K.D." and find it expensive and ask for a discount the shopkeeper will always tell you that if he were selling this to a Kuwaiti he would have asked him "2X K.D" so basically he is doing you a huge favor already. First thing is first make it clear to them you are not a Kuwaiti and persuade them you're not the wealthiest person in the town as well, then you just make them emotional telling them something back from their home country, make up some story that would touch their hearts and VOILA, there you get your discount. So yeah watch out Kuwaitis!! people sell you shit in higher rates simply because you are a Kuwaiti. Racist Enough Right?! The fire is burning along Both Sides.

Charlie 91 This is Alpha 3174, We've got a potential racist situation here, Requesting immediate backup at all the shops 

Why Blog Now?

Well honestly Even I'm not sure why? Perhaps because I tend to explore new ways to interact and getting known. Well let's just say

"I love being famous. It's almost like being white." ~ Chris Rock

In the next days to come I shall be posting random stories of my life. I think sometimes it's best to pen down your thoughts, memories or whatever ideas you might have. This will either be another social media stunt that I will pull off or perhaps I won't even bother writing another post. Let's see how things shape up. Until next time.

P.S. The blog is open to criticism. #NotFeedingTheTrollers