Sunday 28 September 2014

Share3 Al-7ub A.K.A The Love Street

Not Many Posts on the Internet regarding this Sensational-Street-to-Many. Most of us go there either to see them cars or them drivers. Them Female Drivers are a BONUS, Them Male Drivers are in ABUNDANCE. So Basically List of things to check before you head to this love street.

  • CARS.
    The Expensive, the Better, the more chances you have. if you don't have a good car don't worry Rentals are always there just don't take your company car to the place or you will have someone laughing at you and don't tell me all the people own those flashy cars, many do but not all. One more thing Heavy Bikes, Vespa, Dirt Bikes, Buggy all work. Just be creative with what ever you have.

  • SUIT UP.
    Make sure you have yourself all suited up not the two piece and shit, Good clothes, hairs, facial hairs all set nothing looks like you just woke up and thought of grabbing yourself a piece of chick.

  • MUSIC.
    Make sure you have some really good music playing something pumping the Blood something that gets you in the zone. If you know a few steps show them dance man at least you would have gone home doing something other than making a Angry young man's face "Yeah Baby What's up?" No one wants a douche bag, people are here for fun. 

  • HIDING YOUR FACE,
    Covering your face with Ghutrah, wearing Masks, Sunglasses in the middle of the night will get you attention, majorly from boys giving you the one eyebrow up look or those who would appreciate the act, a few thumbs from girls, some girls will even ask you to wait so that they can take a picture of you and GOD knows where they'd post it, even blow you a kiss later on but it won't get you into something other than that Basically the phone number you came to here for. So if you weren't here for the phone numbers (which you were) then it's ok live your Life.

  • LEARN ARABIC
    You should know Arabic, at least the basic stuff, so that if in case you manage to get a phone number you know what to say instead of you all going "Mama maafi Arabi" on her. Fingers crossed and luck with you, there is a chance of you meeting a liberal Arab girl who thanks to GOD can speak in English. Yeah but then again you are in Kuwait why take the risk.

  • SHOW HER YOU'RE SERIOUS AND NOT AN ASSHOLE
    Don't just hope that one look and she would go all crazy for you! you have to earn her. Probably chase her but keeping your distance too. If she doesn't want you, she'd let you know you won't chase her after that point if your are mentally well but yeah if you are an asshole whose stopping you. Learn to know the difference between "I don't want you" and "We can work this out if you show me that you are serious enough".

Yeah Brother let's face reality if you don't have much to give her (read: poor fellow / Nafar Miskeen) there is not much she would give you either (a double thumps up perhaps) just double check you have what it take to blend in the culture of picking up girls. Perhaps fake everything but make sure you're a Playboy and not a wanna-be-playboy where you later on ended in love for the relationship you build from lies broke your heart and are now crying and wishing her to stay after you tell her the reality. The Art is Time, wait for it (doesn't mean stop trying) it will come and when it does you wouldn't know what hit you.

FOLKS WHO SAY BLING BLING DOESN'T MATTER "IT DOES". WAIT TILL SHE ASKS YOU TO GIFT HER AN IPHONE :* GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

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